Date a boy who wears black all the time. Date a chain-smoker. Date a boy whose boots are as sharp as knives. Date a boy who cries mascara. Date a boy who hasn’t washed his hair since 1981. Date a boy who collects locks of hair. Date a boy who sings songs about killing you. Date a boy who is now just as old as your dad. Date an ex post-punk evergreen-goth frontman. Date Nick Cave.
*Liam or Noel Gallagher voice* you know that popular musical artist who is in the charts recently and generally receiving public and media attention? Well, *snigger* they’re er, *snigger* not very good are they! Haha! They look like they should be *other non-rock n roll occupation* lmao! I am relevant still. I definitely did not peak in the mid 90s. Shiiiiiiiyyyyyyyynnnne.